if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.
This post fucked me up.
|me:||Mom I got all A's|
|me:||Mom I cleaned the whole house!|
|me:||Mom Im never going to do drugs or drink or have unprotected sex|
|mom:||Is this your plate on the table?|
|mom:||YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT I DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU AND ALL YOU DO IS STRESS ME OUT ALL DAY LONG YOU ARE GROUNDED FOREVER I CANT BELIEVE YOU WOULD TREAT YOUR OWN MOTHER THIS WAY GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!|
I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go
I was in a Toy Story play.
And I loved it.
You’re an inspiration to us all