|starbucks cashier:||how can i help you|
|me:||i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.|
Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?